diff --git a/substrate/node/src/rpc/blockchain.rs b/substrate/node/src/rpc/blockchain.rs
index 2a76ae3b..2c5e6bd8 100644
--- a/substrate/node/src/rpc/blockchain.rs
+++ b/substrate/node/src/rpc/blockchain.rs
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ use serai_runtime::SeraiApi;
 
 use jsonrpsee::RpcModule;
 
-use super::utils::block_hash;
+use super::utils::{Error, block_hash};
 
 pub(crate) fn module<
   C: 'static
@@ -34,50 +34,37 @@ pub(crate) fn module<
     client.info().finalized_number
   });
 
-  module.register_method("blockchain/is_finalized", |params, client, _ext| {
-    let block_hash = block_hash(&**client, &params)?;
-    let finalized = client.info().finalized_number;
-    let Ok(Some(number)) = client.number(block_hash) else {
-      return Err(jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(
-        -2,
-        "failed to fetch block's number",
-        Option::<()>::None,
-      ));
-    };
-    let Ok(status) = client.block_status(block_hash) else {
-      return Err(jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(
-        -3,
-        "failed to fetch block's status",
-        Option::<()>::None,
-      ));
-    };
-    Ok(
-      matches!(status, BlockStatus::InChainWithState | BlockStatus::InChainPruned) &&
-        (number <= finalized),
-    )
-  })?;
+  module.register_method(
+    "blockchain/is_finalized",
+    |params, client, _ext| -> Result<_, Error> {
+      let block_hash = block_hash(&**client, &params)?;
+      let finalized = client.info().finalized_number;
+      let Ok(Some(number)) = client.number(block_hash) else {
+        Err(Error::Missing("failed to fetch block's number"))?
+      };
+      let Ok(status) = client.block_status(block_hash) else {
+        Err(Error::Internal("failed to fetch block's status"))?
+      };
+      Ok(
+        matches!(status, BlockStatus::InChainWithState | BlockStatus::InChainPruned) &&
+          (number <= finalized),
+      )
+    },
+  )?;
 
-  module.register_method("blockchain/block", |params, client, _ext| {
+  module.register_method("blockchain/block", |params, client, _ext| -> Result<_, Error> {
     let block_hash = block_hash(&**client, &params)?;
     let Ok(Some(block)) = client.block(block_hash) else {
-      return Err(jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(
-        -2,
-        "couldn't find requested block",
-        Option::<()>::None,
-      ));
+      Err(Error::Missing("couldn't find requested block"))?
     };
 
     Ok(hex::encode(borsh::to_vec(&serai_abi::Block::from(block.block)).unwrap()))
   })?;
 
-  module.register_method("blockchain/events", |params, client, _ext| {
+  module.register_method("blockchain/events", |params, client, _ext| -> Result<_, Error> {
     let block_hash = block_hash(&**client, &params)?;
     let Ok(events) = client.runtime_api().events(block_hash) else {
-      return Err(jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(
-        -2,
-        "couldn't fetch the events for the requested block",
-        Option::<()>::None,
-      ));
+      Err(Error::Missing("couldn't fetch the events for the requested block"))?
     };
     Ok(events.into_iter().map(hex::encode).collect::<Vec<String>>())
   })?;
diff --git a/substrate/node/src/rpc/p2p_validators.rs b/substrate/node/src/rpc/p2p_validators.rs
index f25f89b2..58d493a2 100644
--- a/substrate/node/src/rpc/p2p_validators.rs
+++ b/substrate/node/src/rpc/p2p_validators.rs
@@ -13,6 +13,8 @@ use tokio::sync::RwLock;
 
 use jsonrpsee::RpcModule;
 
+use super::utils::Error;
+
 pub(crate) fn module<
   C: 'static + Send + Sync + HeaderBackend<Block> + ProvideRuntimeApi<Block, Api: SeraiApi<Block>>,
 >(
@@ -22,34 +24,28 @@ pub(crate) fn module<
 ) -> Result<RpcModule<impl 'static + Send + Sync>, Box<dyn std::error::Error + Send + Sync>> {
   let mut module = RpcModule::new((id, client, RwLock::new(authority_discovery)));
   module.register_async_method("p2p_validators", |params, context, _ext| async move {
-    let [network]: [String; 1] = params.parse()?;
+    let network = match params.parse::<[String; 1]>() {
+      Ok([network]) => network,
+      Err(e) => return Err(e),
+    };
+
     let network = match network.to_lowercase().as_str() {
       "serai" => NetworkId::Serai,
       "bitcoin" => ExternalNetworkId::Bitcoin.into(),
       "ethereum" => ExternalNetworkId::Ethereum.into(),
       "monero" => ExternalNetworkId::Monero.into(),
-      _ => Err(jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(
-        -1,
-        "network to fetch the `p2p_validators` of was unrecognized".to_string(),
-        Option::<()>::None,
-      ))?,
+      _ => Err(Error::InvalidRequest("network to fetch the `p2p_validators` of was unrecognized"))?,
     };
     let (id, client, authority_discovery) = &*context;
     let latest_block = client.info().best_hash;
 
-    let validators = client.runtime_api().validators(latest_block, network).map_err(|_| {
-      jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(
-        -2,
-        format!(
-          "couldn't get validators from the latest block, which is likely a fatal bug. {}",
-          "please report this at https://github.com/serai-dex/serai",
-        ),
-        Option::<()>::None,
-      )
-    });
+    let validators = client
+      .runtime_api()
+      .validators(latest_block, network)
+      .map_err(|_| Error::Internal("couldn't get validators from the latest block"));
     let validators = match validators {
       Ok(validators) => validators,
-      Err(e) => return Err(e),
+      Err(e) => Err(e)?,
     };
     // Always return the protocol's bootnodes
     let mut all_p2p_addresses = crate::chain_spec::bootnode_multiaddrs(id);
diff --git a/substrate/node/src/rpc/utils.rs b/substrate/node/src/rpc/utils.rs
index df14308b..dc164ae2 100644
--- a/substrate/node/src/rpc/utils.rs
+++ b/substrate/node/src/rpc/utils.rs
@@ -3,12 +3,34 @@ use sc_client_api::BlockBackend;
 
 use serai_abi::{primitives::prelude::*, SubstrateBlock as Block};
 
+pub(super) enum Error {
+  Internal(&'static str),
+  InvalidRequest(&'static str),
+  Missing(&'static str),
+}
+
+impl From<Error> for jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned {
+  fn from(error: Error) -> Self {
+    match error {
+      Error::Internal(str) => {
+        jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(-1, str, Option::<()>::None)
+      }
+      Error::InvalidRequest(str) => {
+        jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(-2, str, Option::<()>::None)
+      }
+      Error::Missing(str) => {
+        jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(-3, str, Option::<()>::None)
+      }
+    }
+  }
+}
+
 pub(super) fn block_hash<
   C: HeaderMetadata<Block, Error = BlockchainError> + HeaderBackend<Block> + BlockBackend<Block>,
 >(
   client: &C,
   params: &jsonrpsee::types::params::Params,
-) -> Result<<Block as sp_runtime::traits::Block>::Hash, jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned> {
+) -> Result<<Block as sp_runtime::traits::Block>::Hash, Error> {
   #[derive(sp_core::serde::Deserialize)]
   #[serde(crate = "sp_core::serde")]
   struct BlockByHash {
@@ -26,27 +48,15 @@ pub(super) fn block_hash<
         .map(<Block as sp_runtime::traits::Block>::Hash::from)
         .ok()
     }) else {
-      return Err(jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(
-        -1,
-        "requested block hash wasn't a valid hash",
-        Option::<()>::None,
-      ));
+      return Err(Error::InvalidRequest("requested block hash wasn't a valid hash"));
     };
     block_hash
   } else {
     let Ok(block_number) = params.parse::<BlockByNumber>() else {
-      return Err(jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(
-        -1,
-        "requested block wasn't a valid hash nor number",
-        Option::<()>::None,
-      ));
+      return Err(Error::InvalidRequest("requested block wasn't a valid hash nor number"));
     };
     let Ok(Some(block_hash)) = client.block_hash(block_number.block) else {
-      return Err(jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(
-        -2,
-        "couldn't find requested block's hash",
-        Option::<()>::None,
-      ));
+      return Err(Error::Missing("no block hash for that block number"));
     };
     block_hash
   })
diff --git a/substrate/node/src/rpc/validator_sets.rs b/substrate/node/src/rpc/validator_sets.rs
index e3385513..b3f9569d 100644
--- a/substrate/node/src/rpc/validator_sets.rs
+++ b/substrate/node/src/rpc/validator_sets.rs
@@ -15,11 +15,9 @@ use serai_runtime::SeraiApi;
 
 use jsonrpsee::RpcModule;
 
-use super::utils::block_hash;
+use super::utils::{Error, block_hash};
 
-pub(super) fn network(
-  params: &jsonrpsee::types::params::Params,
-) -> Result<NetworkId, jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned> {
+pub(super) fn network(params: &jsonrpsee::types::params::Params) -> Result<NetworkId, Error> {
   #[derive(sp_core::serde::Deserialize)]
   #[serde(crate = "sp_core::serde")]
   struct Network {
@@ -27,11 +25,7 @@ pub(super) fn network(
   }
 
   let Ok(network) = params.parse::<Network>() else {
-    return Err(jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(
-      -1,
-      r#"missing `string` "network" field"#,
-      Option::<()>::None,
-    ));
+    Err(Error::InvalidRequest(r#"missing `string` "network" field"#))?
   };
 
   Ok(match network.network.to_lowercase().as_str() {
@@ -39,17 +33,11 @@ pub(super) fn network(
     "bitcoin" => NetworkId::External(ExternalNetworkId::Bitcoin),
     "ethereum" => NetworkId::External(ExternalNetworkId::Ethereum),
     "monero" => NetworkId::External(ExternalNetworkId::Monero),
-    _ => Err(jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(
-      -1,
-      "unrecognized network requested",
-      Option::<()>::None,
-    ))?,
+    _ => Err(Error::InvalidRequest("unrecognized network requested"))?,
   })
 }
 
-pub(super) fn set(
-  params: &jsonrpsee::types::params::Params,
-) -> Result<ValidatorSet, jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned> {
+pub(super) fn set(params: &jsonrpsee::types::params::Params) -> Result<ValidatorSet, Error> {
   #[derive(sp_core::serde::Deserialize)]
   #[serde(crate = "sp_core::serde")]
   struct Set {
@@ -58,11 +46,7 @@ pub(super) fn set(
   }
 
   let Ok(set) = params.parse::<Set>() else {
-    return Err(jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(
-      -1,
-      r#"missing `object` "set" field"#,
-      Option::<()>::None,
-    ));
+    Err(Error::InvalidRequest(r#"missing `object` "set" field"#))?
   };
 
   let network = match set.network.to_lowercase().as_str() {
@@ -70,11 +54,7 @@ pub(super) fn set(
     "bitcoin" => NetworkId::External(ExternalNetworkId::Bitcoin),
     "ethereum" => NetworkId::External(ExternalNetworkId::Ethereum),
     "monero" => NetworkId::External(ExternalNetworkId::Monero),
-    _ => Err(jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(
-      -1,
-      "unrecognized network requested",
-      Option::<()>::None,
-    ))?,
+    _ => Err(Error::InvalidRequest("unrecognized network requested"))?,
   };
 
   Ok(ValidatorSet { network, session: Session(set.session) })
@@ -93,48 +73,38 @@ pub(crate) fn module<
 ) -> RpcModule<impl 'static + Send + Sync> {
   let mut module = RpcModule::new(client);
 
-  module.register_method("validator-sets/current_session", |params, client, _ext| {
-    let block_hash = block_hash(&**client, &params)?;
-    let network = network(&params)?;
-    let Ok(session) = client.runtime_api().current_session(block_hash, network) else {
-      return Err(jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(
-        -2,
-        "couldn't fetch the session for the requested network",
-        Option::<()>::None,
-      ));
-    };
-    Ok(session.map(|session| session.0))
-  });
+  module.register_method(
+    "validator-sets/current_session",
+    |params, client, _ext| -> Result<_, Error> {
+      let block_hash = block_hash(&**client, &params)?;
+      let network = network(&params)?;
+      let Ok(session) = client.runtime_api().current_session(block_hash, network) else {
+        Err(Error::Internal("couldn't fetch the session for the requested network"))?
+      };
+      Ok(session.map(|session| session.0))
+    },
+  );
 
-  module.register_method("validator-sets/current_stake", |params, client, _ext| {
-    let block_hash = block_hash(&**client, &params)?;
-    let network = network(&params)?;
-    let Ok(stake) = client.runtime_api().current_stake(block_hash, network) else {
-      return Err(jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(
-        -2,
-        "couldn't fetch the total allocated stake for the requested network",
-        Option::<()>::None,
-      ));
-    };
-    Ok(stake.map(|stake| stake.0))
-  });
+  module.register_method(
+    "validator-sets/current_stake",
+    |params, client, _ext| -> Result<_, Error> {
+      let block_hash = block_hash(&**client, &params)?;
+      let network = network(&params)?;
+      let Ok(stake) = client.runtime_api().current_stake(block_hash, network) else {
+        Err(Error::Internal("couldn't fetch the total allocated stake for the requested network"))?
+      };
+      Ok(stake.map(|stake| stake.0))
+    },
+  );
 
-  module.register_method("validator-sets/keys", |params, client, _ext| {
+  module.register_method("validator-sets/keys", |params, client, _ext| -> Result<_, Error> {
     let block_hash = block_hash(&**client, &params)?;
     let set = set(&params)?;
     let Ok(set) = ExternalValidatorSet::try_from(set) else {
-      return Err(jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(
-        -1,
-        "requested keys for a non-extenral validator set",
-        Option::<()>::None,
-      ));
+      Err(Error::InvalidRequest("requested keys for a non-external validator set"))?
     };
     let Ok(key_pair) = client.runtime_api().keys(block_hash, set) else {
-      return Err(jsonrpsee::types::error::ErrorObjectOwned::owned(
-        -2,
-        "couldn't fetch the keys for the requested validator set",
-        Option::<()>::None,
-      ));
+      Err(Error::Internal("couldn't fetch the keys for the requested validator set"))?
     };
     Ok(hex::encode(borsh::to_vec(&key_pair).unwrap()))
   });